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Old 06-01-2004, 05:53 AM   Shh... Happens! Post #1 (permalink)
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Shh... Happens!

Shit Happens

Taoism
"Shit happens"

Buddhism
"Shit may happen but it's not really shit"

Hare Krishna
"Shit happens rama rama".

Atheism
"No shit".

Hinduism
"This shit happened before".

Islam
"If shit happens, it's the will of Allah."

Rastafarianism
"Let's smoke this shit."

Catholicism
"Shit happens because you're bad"

Agnosticism
"Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't"

Jehovah's Witnesses
"Knock knock, shit happens"

Hedonism
"Nothing beats the feel of a good shit happening"

Stoicism
"This shit don't bother me."

Existentialism
"What is shit actually?"

Protestantism
"Shit happens because you don't work hard enough"

Judaism
"Why does this shit always happen to us?"

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Old 06-24-2004, 07:51 AM   Shh... Happens! Post #2 (permalink)
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Taoism.
Covers all the shit and its up to you to sort it.
Dont feel shit if you play shit but then dont feel the best if you play the best.
As for the rest of the religious world - They cause shit.

I take it you have covered all this to get to these conclusions.
Or maybe not - who gives a shit? I covered it all vaguely and thinly but then they are all lifetime achievment packages so I'd be lying to say otherwise.

Thats the way you see.
Or maybe not.
Thats the way too.
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